Written by USA CYCL1NG at 15:02 18/1-2013
Earlier this morning USA CYCL1NG manager HL had a team meeting with the riders. It was about if they wanted to move up in the ranks and to be competitive. Well of course the riders said "DUH! of course we do". After that HL said well to accomplish that we are going to need some help from outside of the USA. Eli Rivers interrupts and says "I know where this is going, we are no longer going to be an ALL AMERICAN team right?". Sadly said HL, "but in order to achieve our goals we just need some riders from other countries to help out".
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The USA can stand for umm United Steroid Abusers lol
Most if not all (real) American cyclists are dopers. Well, now that I think about it most all (real life) cyclists are dopers.LOL
German? Dutch? No, no, no. Go for the best and choose norwegian vikings! A guarantee for success!
Go Canadian!
It's a sad truth, that American riders do not naturally have what it takes to succeed.
German riders are very talented, so why not try them?
+1, stop the patriotic only USA riders policy! Try training some Dutch riders, they tend to be better ;)
I am very disappointed with this turn of events.
How can a team with the name USA Cycling NOT be America's team and contain ONLY US cyclists?
I know how, you substitute the I (eye) in (cycling) with a 1(one) and you are ready to go.
Go USA CYCL(one)NG! LOL
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